After many years of Jake treating her like a dog. Fetch this and fetch that Maizie had had enough. So the next time she went into town she brought home a dog. Then when he was preparing to settle in for a evening of drinking on the front porch, she quietly put one of her flannel shirts on the dog and let it out onto the porch to sit beside the sot, while she quietly left through the back door. Giggling to herself as she calculated how long it would take him to notice.